More broken maps than you can shake a stick at...

...well one more map anyway.

All credit must go to Roly for finding this one, although he did use my head to help find it. :)

I'm not saying how you get to wear Roly is, unless you pay me lots of money! You can't see any of the enemy while you're up there but it's still good fun.



Map: cs_ephyra2

Do you want to see my little tank?

Oh yes, another target audience reference with the title... where do they all come from?

Anyway Giantsboy, a newcomer to the ES server from the good ol' U.S of A was playing on the tank in scud, I've got a picture below for you.

But what's special about that you ask?

Well a few seconds after, Jodders came running through the double doors under the stairs and promptly got blasted away by the tank.

Headshot and everything... was very very funny.  For us... :)



Map: de_scud

Sunday 25th July

Yep, on this very day at 20:30 ES have their first proper ED Ladder divison 3 game.  Oh yeah, bring it on baby! 

We've got one straight after at 21:30, so we'll have to see how it goes.

Fingers and toes crossed for two good results, to get us up that table!

Dude, where's my cvar?

HAHAHAHAHA!  I am king of blog post titles!
 
Anyway, one thing I like about the ES.net server, are the plug-ins.  Me fav has to be the gore plug-in... the screen shot below shows a glorious headshot spraying fast amounts of claret all over the place. 
 
Messy, don't you think?
 

 
Map: err... one of the aztecs

A funny thing happened on the way to the hossies...

Ahh, nothing like a target audience reference to get things started ;).  If you're a bit young to get what the title refers to... tough shit!
 
Anyway, I changed my rates and stuff the other night and started to see weird things going on.
 
The funniest had to be Jester's talking head poking out the floor.  See?
 

 
Map:  cs_italy2
 
And there's this one of a guy running through the ceiling as well...
 

 
Map:  cs_office

BUBBLES!

Yep, you know it.
 

 
Map: de_scud

I'm dreaming of a white christmas...

Bit of an old screenshot this one, just found it. Unlike dust2, Winter Dust has a bit of a glitch or maybe it isn't... you can actually walk along the wall at this point in the map.

It's above the end of the underpass, CT side.



Map: de_winterdust

Montage Magic!

A moment of truce between the two warring factions allowed a brief time-out for a bit of artwork, I present to you a montage. I'm sure there's a hidden meaning in there somewhere...

• I like watching lesbians but one of em's a right dog?


• I like being surrounded by bitches? (ooh, controversial)


• Come to enemyspotted.net, where bitches like telboy007 play around?

Who knows...



Map: de_corsica

Pool Party!

I tell you what, the creator of cs_bikini is a dirty bastard but more on that later.

Had a break from the normal CT v T war on bikini and decided to take it easy with the ladies instead, so we had a bit of a pool party.

It's nice for the hossies to get out the house once in a while and let their hair down... in some cases they let some other stuff down too. ;)

All pictures taken from cs_bikini.



Pool Party - temporary truce as we relax with the babes by the pool.



Pink Dress - I take an unhealthy interest in the hossie wearing the pink dress.



Minge - holy poop, she's going commando!

Black Knickers anyone?

Yes, I am a fan of the up skirt shot and to appease all those up skirt shot fans out there I present you with this fine example.

I thank you.



Map: cs_bikini